Unintentional Hilarity

DD says, "...what?"

Ahh, the joys of technology.

My father has this nifty voicemail feature.  Whenever somebody leaves him a message, the system transposes it and sends it via email.

Of course, it doesn't always do a very good job.  In fact, sometimes the job that it does is so comical as to reduce, say, my husband to a heap of giggles that sounded something like Anderson Cooper.

So, for your perplexing pleasure, here's something I allegedly said to my father.  For best effect, please read aloud.

Hey Dad, It's flail we've gone off to the wedding if you see if if you're in the air and so I'm glad to hear. A. If you're not. I'm very sorry yeah when you're online. You should ring because they're poor bye the flyers for the bye. Really, any mother bye bye fryers our best macs are are good. Yeah and the walls are good and I will call and let them know that you're coming, hey can. By the way, and if no one's there. Bye blessing in door on the hey but the front door. As soon as possible to you later. So if hi bye. Yes, hey James.