|"Whatcha doin, mama?"|
|"Oh! The internets! I'm good at the internets!"|
|"You're doing such a good job of writing! Here's a big wet kiss for letting me do the internets!"|
|"Shh- don't say it. I know. I know."|
"Stop writing! Now you're done! You don't need your face anymore, do you? I'm gonna eat your glasses! Can't write if you can't see!
|"What's that over there? Why don't you get down? What's that on the table? Is that leftover bagel? Ooh! Shiny!"|
|"You just go ahead. Just pretend I'm not even here."|
|"I love you too, Mama."|