June 9, 2011

The Internet Is For Porn, or Talking to your Kids About Rep. Weiner's Penis

My daughters and I looking at pictures on the computer
I am very lucky.  Thanks to my father, I grew up on the internet.  I got to sell girl scout cookies to his coworkers via a multimedia email message, and that was a pretty big deal.  I remember when he was working on MIME, he tried to get me to start up a correspondence- become "pen pals-" with a colleague's kid in Australia.  At about eight years old, I really didn't see the point.  I didn't know anything about that kid.  Or Australia.  For all I knew that kid had never even heard of the Babysitter's Club.  What else was I going to talk about?

My first boyfriend and I carried on nearly our entire relationship online.  On message boards, or via email.  This was when AOL chat rooms were just coming into popularity.  He and I were on the cutting edge.  We lived alternate lives online (we were both writers with wild imaginations) where we were so much cooler than in real life, over the top.  We talked on the phone constantly when we weren't sending each other elaborate messages.  I don't know how he feels about it now, but I know that we both still care about each other, and that we're probably equally pleased, in hindsight, that we didn't get married.

And then I met M online.  And now a remarkable amount of my creative energy is spent blogging.

That said, the internet is a new media.  And like all new media, it's an opportunity to behave very, very badly.  Since the dawn of time, new media has given us new ways to come up with poor behavior.

Was the Venus of Willendorf a sexual totem?  Was she intended to arouse paleolithic men?  Was the Marquis de Sade expressing the desires of an entire class of horny and angry aristocrats?  Was Barbara Eden's belly button a siren luring young people into heinous acts of degradation?  I don't know.  But I do know quite a bit about online porn.

Once upon a time, you could publish pictures (and later, video!) of people engaging in all sorts of sexual acts, and you could charge other people a great deal of money to look at those pictures.  People selling those pictures became millionaires.  People looking at those pictures found markets for every bizarre kink or perversion known (or previously unknown) to human kind.  A gigantic industry was born.

Nowadays, internet porn isn't exactly the same sort of moneymaking enterprise that it was fifteen years ago.  Nowadays, it's hard to make money taking dirty pictures of other people and charging other people money to see them.  And that's because nowadays people make their OWN porn.  The inventors of chat roulette never had to come up with content.  Their users did all the work for them.

The point is, people aren't particularly bright about publicity and technology.  You'd think that after more than half a century of exposure, we would have learned our lesson about being stupid on television... but no.  Anybody besides me remember elimiDATE?

The internet is worse.  Especially because, as with most new technology, the older generation (i.e. parents) have no idea what's actually going on with it.  I never had this particular experience, but I definitely remember my friends teaching their own parents how to set up the nanny-ware features on the new family PCs.  Rendering that software totally useless.  And then heading off to look at porn.

So here we are, about two decades in to the internet as we know it.  And that means that you'd think we'd have gotten a little smarter about it.

Oh, how wrong you'd be.

A strange man I met on the internet
The fact is, people assume that if they "discover" something for themselves (like internet porn, or twitter, or chat roulette), that nobody else anywhere (except for their partners in cyber-naughtiness) will ever find out about it.  And they're wrong pretty much 100% of the time.

Which brings me to this insanity around Anthony Wiener.  To be clear, I think he's one of those idiots I just described.  He had no business sending pictures of his penis around on the internet.  That's just plain reckless and dumb, not to mention that it's sexual harassment.  But the fact of matter is that, while this is no doubt embarrassing for him and his family (and the Democratic Party), I don't see it as a very big deal in the scheme of politics and scandal.  Was he caught having sex with prostitutes after running on an anti-prostitution campaign?  No.  Was he caught having sex with men after making a career as an anti-gay spokesperson?  No.  Was he caught overseas with an exotic mistress instead of wandering around in the woods?  No.  He was caught engaging in asinine behavior online, presumably behind his wife's back.

This isn't a question of inappropriate sexual behavior.  (Well, it is, but that's a separate issue entirely.  And one that Shakespeare Sister handles eloquently.)  It's a question of having any kind of understanding about your personal media, and your publicity.

So what do you tell your kids about Rep. Anthony Weiner's naughty pictures?  You tell them that the internet if full of stupid people doing stupid things, but that they're still REAL people, and those things can still have REAL consequences in the outside world.  Both for you and whoever else you might involve in your self absorbed shenanigans.

The fact that the internet gives us access to a whole new universe of potential friends or victims, while maintaining our relative anonymity... it's unprecedented.  And we've never really had to deal with the cultural shift in where and how we live our lives.  The fact is that despite having physical places to live and work, we exist on the internet just as constantly.  We carry smart phones that let us tweet every moment of every day.  We have laptops and tablet computers, we have WiFi hotspots and guest computers in hotels and hospitals.  We are just as much creatures of the internet as we are creatures of the "real" world.  But we don't teach our kids how to be citizens of cyberspace.  We just teach them how to be citizens of earth, and that the internet is somehow different.

Well, it turns out that the internet isn't actually so different after all.  If your wife catches you sending pictures of your junk to ladies online she'll be just as pissed as if she caught you handing a picture to your accountant.  It's still an inappropriate picture, and it signifies a breach of trust.

My father, the internet greybeard
So I say, don't just tell your kids that the important politician is in trouble because of sexual misconduct.  The most important lesson is that the internet is a real place, and that the things they do there, from entering credit card information to bullying other kids to putting potentially compromising pictures of themselves on Twitter, matters.  Just as much as it does "IRL" when you can't close the browser and make it go away.

It doesn't go away.  The internet makes thing so much more permanent than the real world.  The internet makes every mistake you've ever made public, opens you up for every criticism and attack.  The internet is, in most ways, worse than the real world.

So teach your kids about the internet and e-citizenship.  Teach them not to be stupid about their exhibitionism.  When you say or do something mean or stupid in the real world, after a few days or months or years, nobody will remember.  If it's online, somebody is going to find out.  And they'll probably find a way to use it against you.

There is no hiding from the internet.  Pretty soon every grass hut on the savanna is going to have wireless.  And everyone online is going to talk about every stupid, public mistake you've ever made.  On the internet, all you need to be instantly famous is to be an embarrassment to yourself.

And that is the lesson that I hope we can all take away from this silliness.

16 comments:

  1. Finally, a voice of reason to the feeding frenzy of hype. Love your analysis and love the way you spin Mr. Weiner's weiner into a great lesson for kids (and adults).

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  2. Hi dear. Your Its not your fault post had such an impact on me this week. Thank you again.

    I have a small something for you on my blog, also. Happy Thursday!

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  3. Chill out. The Internet's just a fad, you'll see.

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  4. "The fact that the internet gives us access to a whole new universe of potential friends or victims, while maintaining our relative anonymity... it's unprecedented. And we've never really had to deal with the cultural shift in where and how we live our lives."

    Fantastic piece.

    On a sidenote, (still on social media), it is amazing how kids these days are sucking the life and joy out of everything they do merely to take a snaposhot of it and post it on fb. It's like we're all running around trying to prove how hot, smart, funny, and happy we are.

    It's damn exhausting.

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  5. Great post! I especially like the assertion that what happens on the internet actually has MORE permanence than those things that happen offline. It is such valuable information for our kids, and I am personally grateful that there are enough stupid people to give me examples for them to see. Maybe my kids can learn from the mistakes of others...I sure hope so! MMF

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  6. That's what kills me so much about this whole scandal. How did he not think it was a terrible idea to send that photo? It's so stupid it's too hard to comprehend. I think less of him b/c of that than I do for the photo. Although I am so sick of hearing about the whole thing I can barely stand it. As far as I am concerned, it's not news.

    Btw, I met my hubby on the Internet, too. :)

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  7. Wise words! You should publish this again. Great to meet you in Chicago.

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    1. You too! And thanks for the suggestion- I think I will. :)

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  8. Such great advice! I love the idea of communicating to your kids that the internet is a "place" where people can do stupid things. I like how we both wrote about the same topic and took different approaches to it!

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